What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 08:58

Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Then came..
No go.
No way
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...